I want my world back. I want things the way they used to be. A simpler time where children knew their roles, the elderly had to pay full price for the same things as everyone else, and TV was left the fuck alone and not tampered with and/or made "family friendly" just because some over-sensitive pussies were offended that a nipple made it's way onto primetime television.

I'm also sick of the way everything is sped up to appease slow-witted people who can't follow shows that have even a modicum of intelligence to them, and NOT shit blowing up every five minutes, low life's building trucks or motorcycles and sun-fucked hammy imbeciles trying to outwit each other on an "Island". I'm also tired of the direction marketing is going in these days. Namely “extreme” marketing, or more specifically, targeting everything towards the growing teenage demographic. And of all these things, the main culprit in this asinine trend has got to be the fast food industry.

With that said, I can’t tell you how many times as of late I’ve picked up take-out from a McDonalds or a KFC, only to  later notice on the side of the packaging, a picture of a couple of smiling jack-offs flying through the air on Skateboards or bicycles…all while insinuating that they’ve just consumed the fast food in question and now feel compelled to perform in "extreme" sports. I have news for you. If you actually did consume any or all of a Bucket of the Colonel’s “secret recipe”, the only “extreme” activity you’re in for is squatting over the toilet and unloading that same bounty while breaking out in a cold sweat and vowing to never again consume the Colonel’s foul bird. You certainly won’t be flying through the air on a full stomach performing tricks that would even make Tony Fucking Hawk shit his trendy GAP-bought baggy pants.

I mean honestly, do any of these things even appeal to teenagers (the target demographic)? I know from experience, that after eating a Big Mac or Chicken nuggets for lunch when I was in school, I wasn’t overcame with the urge to hit the half-pipe. I was too busy clenching my ass cheeks together so not to refund my lunch on the linoleum floors of Mr. Holloway’s Grade 9 Science class.

And the commercials are THE WORST. Specifically the McDonalds ones. I mean, have you seen that stupid commercial where some kid is car shopping, and ends up with a jalopy just because he wants a “deal”? Then from there, he and his “ride” roll through the McDonalds take-out window only to break down, and have to be pushed to safety by the courteous and helpful McDonalds staff? What bullshit. Have you ever been in a take-out line up? You’re lucky if they even get your order right at all, let alone pushing you and your shit box out of the way. Man, do I hate this shit. As a matter of fact, did you know that the McDonald's catchphrase "i'm lovin it" is actually purposely written as such in an attempt to "connect" with "teenagers"...the kind who litter chat rooms across this fair land of ours with grammatically ridiculous, nonsensical broken English that make off the boat refugees look like English Professors in comparison? I'm sorry, but tolerating illiteracy should NOT be encouraged, or else you can look forward to one of these heroes becoming your boss one day and leaving a memo on your desk stating " LMAO yoUr firrrreddddd!!!!!1111!"

And if that isn't bad enough, THE ABSOLUTE WORST is how EVERYTHING seems to be marketed towards teenage girls. Movies, music, TV, you name it. Chances are your spoiled princess has all the marketing at her fucking beck and call and bending over backwards to appease them... even though they have to USE YOUR FUCKING MONEY TO GET ANY OF THESE THINGS. I mean, how else can you explain femme shit like the Princess Diaries or any other suckhole, "ugly duckling" stories succeeding at the box-office, or the ENTIRE WB network even existing? These are abominations that otherwise wouldn't exist if not for the deluded poor taste of your little girl. So thanks for enabling them. Asshole.

And speaking of the WB, it seems that these little idiots will swallow just about anything this network throws their way, and all without discovering that EVERY SINGLE SHOW THEY WATCH IS COMPLETELY FUCKING IDENTICAL. Don’t believe me? Ok. Ever seen that show where the mother and daughter who have more of a friendship than a traditional relationship, start anew in a small town, where they fall in love with people neither of them approve of, but ultimately the guy, although seemingly tough, turns out to be sensitive and loving? Throw in a few drunken misunderstandings that may or may not include the female character “not being ready” for the horny advances of her boyfriend, and that SUMS UP THE ENTIRE NETWORK’S PROGRAMMING. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Anyway, the point of this whole rambling diatribe, is that seemingly there is no place for people like me anymore, namely, straight, white 20-something males.

And with that in mind, and keeping with the theme, After watching Raw a few months ago, and after hearing the hilarious car wreck that was the Diva hopefuls exploding into expletive laden tirades amongst one another, I went on to several message boards to see the feedback, only to hear the same TIRED spiel from certain “heroes” who always post the same holier than though shit. “There were children in the audience! They should be ashamed!”

You know, Fuck that. Seriously. If your little mutant bursts into to tears, and bury their heads in your arms just because they hear the words “shit” or “fuck”, they’re fags, and need to be toughened up significantly.

This is the type of crap I’m SO tired of. I for one want MORE adult oriented entertainment, and you know what? Maybe Children shouldn’t be watching MY sport then. After all, the feminized society that we live in has pretty much assimilated every other aspect of entertainment, so excuse me if I’m selfish about the ONE FUCKING ASPECT OF ENTERTAINMENT left targeted at my demographic.

I don’t mean to sound like a prick, but Wrestling, TODAY's wrestling, (not the cartoony super hero stuff you remember) belongs to MEN (and a few select women who “get it”). It’s escapism for guys like us, and it’s not for snot-nosed little fucktards who would rather wear an over-sized Hurricane mask on their swollen little peanut heads then appreciate the mechanics of what they’re really watching. And it’s CERATAINLY not for girls/women who care nothing about the “sport” and instead are there to check out Randy Orton’s “ass”. Wrestling is MINE, and I’m not sharing it with you. And if the drop of an F-Bomb or the sight of a titty shatter your fragile sensibilities… Fuck You. Grab your grubby little kid, take them home, and let him go play Pokemon or watch whatever flip-floppy kung-fu bullshit programs the kid’s today watch. Just leave me alone and let me enjoy the programming I WANT to watch, smut and all.

So, friends, let us all bring things back to the good ol' days, and let's take all this annoying, mind-numbing bullshit, gather it up, and launch it into space forever, 'cause I don't know about you, but I want my World back.